Man...how'd you end up like that?
Woah...how the HELL did you end up here?!?!?

Could be you got bad directions on how to get here from there, but don't sweat it cuz there's roadside assistance to get you to the right place:
If you are hungry go here:
snack bar

If you need to send a letter go here:
post office

If you want to know more go here:
launching in:

Hey if you think it's our fault, please tell the
mechanic so we can get that repaired in short order.